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FORT WORTH, Texas - A 20-year-old woman faces an aggravated assault charge after she bit her boyfriend, broke a picture frame across his face and swung at him with a sword during an argument about him not doing the dishes, police said.
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Honestly, a sword? I'm going to say this slowly... Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyy dooooooooooo youuuuuuuuu haaaaaaaaaaaaveeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaa SSSSSSWWWWWWOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDDDD!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!