Today, I passed a man exiting the elevator just as I was walking in to become the sole occupant of the elevator.
Little did I know, I had just walked into a Holocaust gas chamber.
Little did I know, the man that had exited launched a foul gas attack that was raunchy and full of methane gas.
I was moving slowly through time for those three floors.
Time moved very, very, very, slow.
I cursed and shook my head.
"Dirty mother fucker" I muttered to myself repeatedly.